Creative Inspiration

Technical Support

Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one.
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my DVD out !!!
Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure it's really stuck.
Tech Support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn't inserted it yet. It's still on my
desk . . . Sorry. Thank you.
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Tech Support: Click on the 'MY COMPUTER' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech Support: Hello. How may I help you?
Male Customer: Hi .. . . I can't print.
Tech Support: Would you click on 'START' for me and . .
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me. I'm not Bill
Gates!!!
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Customer: Good afternoon, this is Martha. I can't print. Every time I try,
it says . . . 'CAN'T FIND PRINTER'. I even lifted the printer and placed it
in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it!!!
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Customer: I have problems printing in red.
Tech Support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah . . . . . .. . . . . Thank you.
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Tech Support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear that my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11 store.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech Support: Are you sure your keyboard is plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech Support: Pick up your keyboard and take ten steps backwards.
Customer: Okay..
Tech Support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Tech Support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Wait a moment please. . .. . . .
. Ah, that one does work. Thanks.
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Tech Support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital
letter 'V' as in Victor, and the number '7'.
Customer: Is that '7' in capital letters?.. 

Cool Landscape Painting

Ooh sangat kentang ye painting ni. Menangis. Klik untuk paparan yang jelas.

What creative minds can do?

Amboi.

Haa klik kat gambar bg tumbesaran yang sihat.

Eheh kidding.

Untuk paparan yang jelas laa.

Ape lagi.

Gile kentang kan.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha buat semua peminat2 Kentang.

18 SX Tak Larat

Waah penemuan hebat! 

Matilaaa!

X larat.

Gila Babi Kentang!

Boleh pulak terjumpa gambar ini sewaktu berjimba2 bersama Google.

KL Gangster 2011

Hello Kentang.

Amacam cuti panjang.
Hoho.
Dah tengok KL Gangster?
Kentang baru je balik dari tengok cite ni kat e@Curve Cathay Cineplex.
Cerita yang sememangnye meletop.
4.5/5 kentang bagi.
Scene yang padat dengan action, kelakar dan sememangnye best.
Xde drag panjang2 and lama2.
Pelakon sume best2.
Kentang Like.
Nak review panjang2, sure dah ramai bagi review kan?
Google je.
Best.
Gi tengok cepat.